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Keeping Albert Calm
« on: May 29, 2018, 06:00:09 am »

In the supermarket a man was pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly,

“Don’t get excited, Albert; don’t scream, Albert; don’t yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert.”

A woman standing next to him said, “You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son.”

The man looked at her and said,

“I’m Albert.”
- Life is short. Ride your best horse.

John Maldaner, western Kentucky
Star KMSH, 1991-2017 R.I.P.     Legs, MFT, 1999-2018 R.I.P.    Bandit, TWH, 2005   Smokey, TWH, 2010
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